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A Simplified Guide To The Sexualities

  • Homosexual: sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.
  • Heterosexual: an undying lust for Macklemore.
  • Asexual: attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.
  • Pansexual: a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.
  • Polysexual: sexual attraction to polygons.
  • Bisexual: Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.
  • Demisexual: Never ending love of demi lovato
crlsscolfer

mooncrescenteyes:

carpe-nectum:

nessuno:

mynamesdiana:

gabbyroars:

500daysofpussy:

bootydemons:

nzafro:

Best twerk video to date.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I wasn’t ready

MY WHOLE LIFE HAS CHANGED.

OH MY GOD

nothing will compare

bitch fucked her yoga pants up LOL

def recommend watching with friends

caprisun-life

fluffy-is-gay-for-jay:

crlsscolfer:

today i saw this cute cop and my first thought was “damn i would tap that ass so bad” and then he laughed and came closer to me and i thought i did something bad and i couldn’t think what was it and when he started talking i took off my headphones and he said “that was quite a compliment young lady” and in that moment i realizED I SAY THAT OUT LOUD AND FUCK MY LIFE AND WHY MUST I HAVE A MOUTH WITH NO FILTER

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